Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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