she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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