think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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