P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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