3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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