If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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