You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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