She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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