Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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