but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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