I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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