have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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