I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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