Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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