that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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