Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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