he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
