So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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