I want to walk on stilts...naked
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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