just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
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He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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