you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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