Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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