Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
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