I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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