Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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