Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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