So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
The air taste purple.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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