Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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