If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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