did you get engaged???
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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