question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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