arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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