Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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