so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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