Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
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i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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