I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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