Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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