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do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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