Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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