That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.