Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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