god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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