I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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