This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I stole a fireplace last night.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
All the doctor said was why
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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