chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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