Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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