you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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