Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Randomize
