i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I forget how to act sober
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