Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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