I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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