i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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