My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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