THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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