:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
false alarm, still single
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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