i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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